these wings are godless
AIM - Ivana - Latina Pop Star
07-9-2007Vince: so how's life so far
Ivana: um it's been good
Vince: any romantic drama-like revelations?
Ivana: yeah kind of ha hah
Vince: what happned:
Vince: ?
Ivana: well juan…
Vince: Juan eh
Vince: *visualizes Ivana in a maid outfit and Juan with a mustache and a suit*
Vince: *spanish television drama*
Ivana: oh dear gahdddddd
Ivana: he'll be speaking spanish
Ivana: i'll be like
Ivana: QUE?!!!
Vince: Me amor Ivaña, te gusta le mostache?
Vince: Ivana: what the hell are you talking about
Vince: *cue drama music*
Vince: DUN DUN DUNNN
Ivana: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Ivana: oh gahd
Ivana: tht's the number one time slot there
Vince: hahaha
Vince: right there most watched show in the United States (and south america)
Vince: you can then launch your career as a pop rock idol in Latin America
Ivana: tht is my lifes dream!
Vince: all as planned
Ivana: im a latin pop star tht doesnt speak spanish!
Vince: I'll be your graphic designer for your ads
Vince: all I have to do is attach a mustache somewhere and it'll look that much more local
Ivana: dudee
Ivana: so ima girl with a mustache?
Vince: no no
Vince: like on your backup band or dancers
Ivana: ohhhh ahahha
Ivana: i thought maybe they wear shirts like with my face
Vince: hahah
Vince: oh ther you go
Vince: a different color on all the people
Ivana: like with a quote bubble
Vince: and it'll be reflective
Vince: you can throw sparklers at them and their shrts will shine like hte sun
Ivana: ahahahahh oh gahd
Vince: and while your musical career soars you can use the new connections to have guest stars on the Ivaña and Juan Shot
Vince: Show*
Ivana: like
Ivana: shakira
Vince: have Justin Timberlake be your father or something
Ivana: and enrique inglecias!
Vince: Jim Carrey can be that random tourist
Ivana: with like
Ivana: will ferrel
Vince: hahaha
Vince: he'll be your boss
Vince: in the show
Vince: then you can release a movie
Vince: in ACTUAL SPANISH!
Vince: with the Dubbing
Ivana: HAAHHAAH
Ivana: OMG!
Ivana: i'd be like yeahh will ferrell was my main man (:
Vince: INC, Inc. Presents the Ivaña and Juan MOVIE
Vince: The Plot: A new man (Ferrel) appears into Ivana's life - will Juan fade away or fight back?
Vince: action show
Ivana: HAHHAAH
Vince: of all these people with like a litle dirt and a little blood on their shirts
Ivana: I LOVE IT!
Vince: haha
Ivana: HAHA, omg then like enrique inglecias some how pops up speaking spanish
Vince: hahah
Vince: he'll be your duet
Vince: in the show he's your uncle or somethign
Ivana: yeahh yuhh
Ivana: he'll sing in spanish
Ivana: and i'll sing the subtitles
Vince: hhahh
Vince: your face will be the little thing that bounces on the syllables of the subtitles during a song
Vince: like a sing-a-long
Ivana: HAAHHA my lifes goal
Vince: lol
Vince: woo
Ivana: i seriously liie laughed at tht ahha
Vince: haha
Vince: can you imagine
Ivana: wat
Vince: your lil head bouncing on the letters
Vince: hahahhahah
Ivana: oh gahhdddd (:
Vince: haha
Vince: oh my
Vince: I'm saving this conversations
Ivana: i wanna do tht for real now
Ivana: ima go to like a karokee place
Vince: hahaha
Ivana: and demand my faces
Ivana: on the sing a longs (:
Vince: slap mustaches on random people
Ivana: be like, you are ivana number 3
Vince: lol
Ivana: haha this has got to be the most randomest convos ever hahaha
Vince: indeed
Ivana: novels, karaokee
Vince: I'm gonna put it in the blog


